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Alrighty, this is the last camper quotes of the summer.

Sad day, right?

Hope you enjoy these!

 

1.) While talking about the Gamecocks and Clemson

Staffer: “I root for the bears. But, no one knows who the bears are.”

Camper: “They’re an animal who lives in the zoo.”

 

2.) Down at the Riflery and Archery range

Me: Talking to the staffer in Archery. “In a few minutes we can let them go retrieve.”

Camper: ” Wait! We have to go get all those BBs?”

Me: “Yep!”

Camper: Eyes widen. “Do we get a shovel or something?”

Me: “Nope.”

Camper: “Why not?”

Me: “Cause you don’t have to go get them.”

Camper: “Miss Brittany shame on you!”

Me: Trying to look ashamed while laughing

 

3.) While going over rules at canoes

Staffer: “Can you tell me what no horseplay means?”

Camper: “No Horseplay!”

 

 

This was a great summer and I loved hearing what the campers had to say since there was just no telling what was going to pop out of their mouths!

Camper quotes are done for this summer. Well, that is until next summer.

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Camper Quotes!

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Here are couple I forgot about last Time!

1.) While playing Apples to Apples

Camper: “What is this?”

Me: “Amputation.”

Camper: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Well, that is when someone has to have an arm or leg removed.”

Camper: “Rude!”

 

2.) Question during Bible study

Me: “You can pray anywhere.”

Camper: “How about while using the bathroom?”

Me: “Yep, even then too.”

Here are some new ones

3.) Hairdryers

Camper: “What no hairdryers!?”

staffer: “Nope, no hairdryers.”

Camper: “Why not?”

Staffer: “Here at camp we are roughing it.”

Camper: “Is that why your hair looks like that?”

 

4.) Hulk Smash!

Little boy who liked to smash tree limbs over his head smashes one in front of me

Me: “Hulk No Smash!”

Later on that day during worship…

Me: Pointing to the front, “Turn around and pay attention.”

Camper: “If I pay attention can I break tree limbs over my head?”

Me: “Nope but, you can pay attention.”

 

 

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1.) One day during bible study

Camper: “So, God randomly chose Mary.”

Me: “Not so random.”

Camper: “Oh…Well, God chose Mary and then he shoved Jesus in her tummy!”

Me: Pausing a moment to think. “Basically.”

2.) One day down at canoes

Me: “Don’t go over there because that is where the beaversharks are.”

Camper: “What do they look like?”

Me: “I don’t know.”

Camper: “Are you scared of them?”

Me: “Nope. We are friends.”

3.) Another day down at canoes

Camper: “Where are the beaversharks?”

Me: “Over there.” pointing over my shoulder

Camper: “Can I go over there?”

Me: “Nope”

Camper: “Why not?”

Me: “Their prime feeding time is at 7:30pm.”

Camper: “What Time is it now?”

Another staffer: “7:25pm.”

Camper: Eyes go wide

 Other staffer and me: Burst into laughter

Camper: Confused look on her face. “What’s so funny about that?”

Other staffer and me: Burst into more laughter

4.) One day at lunch

Camper: Pointing with excitement “Oh look there is the missionaries’ son Shamu!”

Me: Laughing. “Shamu is the whale. That’s not how his name is pronounced.”

Camper: “close enough.”

 

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Camp is one of my favorites places to be each and every summer!

Campers are such a joy to be around especially when they don’t realize exactly what they are telling you.

 

1.) This  happened during a mother/daughter mini camp during Bible study.

Camper: “My mom and me go to a temporary church.”

 

Sounds like this church doesn’t last very long!

It’s a good thing she really meant Contemporary church.

Her mother corrected her after she had finished laughing at her daughter’s blunder.

 

2.) This happened during GA/Acteen mini camp while I was greeting new campers as they arrived in my cabin.

Camper: “What are we doing after dinner?”

Me: “Worship”

Camper: “What are we doing after worship?”

Me: “Talent show”

Camper’s eyes widen

Camper: “But I don’t have a talent!”

 

It’s a good thing for this camper that our talent show was only for the staffers!

 

3.) This one happened during a GA/Acteen mini camp right after we had finished worship and we were just about to begin our talent show.

Camper: “Miss Brittany are you married?”

Me: “Nope”

Camper: “Do you have a boyfriend?”

Me: “Nope”

Camper: “Do you want one?”

Me: “uhhh…”

Camper stands up

Camper: “ARE THERE ANY SINGLE GUYS HERE!”

Me: “SSSHHH! There aren’t any guys here it’s a girls camp!”

Camper sits back down

Camper: “Ok then give me your address and I’ll send you pictures of some guys”

Me: “You already have my address.”

Camper: “I know the perfect guy for you!”

 

I should be worried that a 12 year old wants to set me up.

 

4.) This happened during the GAs/Acteens mini camp during our bible study.

Me: “Jesus is going to come back the same way he left. That is what the Bible says.”

Camper:  “He’s gonna come back dead!?”

 

It’s a very good thing Jesus rose from the dead before he ascended into heaven. OR else she would have been right but, I did my best to explain to her just what I meant.

 

Keep an eye out for more of these post!

These all happened during one week of two mini camps.

I can’t wait to see what they will say next.

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